So, you are probably wondering why, “Stoophie?”
What is a Stoophie?
Well, have you ever at experienced your mom getting mad at you but in the very moment that she tries to speak, every word that is spoken, slurs with the next word. To this day, we cannot remember why she was mad, or at who she was mad at, but the moment that she began to speak, her mouth slurred all the words that she spoke. Trying to call my brother, Steven, and myself (Sophia, also known as Sophie), she created a new name. Now, Stoophie is a commonly-heard name in my household. Sometimes, I will catch myself answering to Stoophie rather than my own name.
History of the Stoophie Culture
Welcome. If you have gotten this far, this means you have an interest in learning about the Stoophie culture and how it came to be. The original two Stoophies are Steven and Sophia. They have created such an intense culture that individuals may now learn a new language called Stoophiense. As more individuals join their culture, more advancements occur. These type of people can be described as a combination between early birds and night owls because they are awake 24/7 and can feast at all hours of the day. Whether it be five in the morning or midnight, it is always a perfect time for a stoophie to eat a meal.
Now be aware, if you have the rare occurrence to eat with the entire stoophie clan, take my advice and do not- whatever you do- do not sit in-between the original stoophies. Unless you desire being attacked with large fists of sarcastic punches, I warn you now. Although the Earth may shake and rumble when those two unite, be very careful if you shall dine with the four siblings. There are large abundances of danger that follow this specific clan.
Some rare individuals that are accepted into this clan, will have many strange observations. Many will say that this clan acts in the speed similar to the Flash. We encourage everyone to throw a few words into the conversation but very little will succeed to do so.
While it may be difficult to intertwine into our conversations, your best view may come from being an observer. This where Stoophie.com comes into play. Get to know the Stoophie clan from a safe distance!
“ I’m fine, mom. I just cut my finger off and we’re going to the emergency room. But I’m fine.”
Steven (Stoophie 1)
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